Hewing the Planks from the Fabric of our Republic

My dear wife just sent me a link to MuscleDaddy's post on E3 Gazette concerning H.R. 1388 (the GIVE Act).

In a nutshell, this act creates a structure through which the Federal Government will organize, train, and equip a uniformed force of volunteers organized in Corps, stationed in "campuses" throughout rural portions of the United States where they can "be easily deployed for disaster and emergency response to such region". Mind you, before certain amendments were made, these so-called campuses were referred to as "camps" . . .

I posit that the Obama Administration is actively seeking begin realization of the Eighth Plank of the Communist Manifesto and to begin working on implementation of the Ninth Plank. Passage of this bill will result in mobs of urbanites goose-stepping through the countryside (which will be good for the crime rates in cities) and lording their volunteerism over the poor residents of flyover country. These uniformed gangs will be positioned to react to any emergencies that the Democratic Party chooses to declare.

Of course, according to a report by Chuck Baldwin, State and Federal law enforcement already consider anyone who supports politicians such as Ron Paul and Bob Barr as domestic terrorists.

Let's examine the Slippery Slope Theory of the GIVE Act:

1. GIVE Act is signed by a jubilant President before he tucks into a succulent slice of Waygu steak.
2. Uniformed urbanites (mostly youth) are trained under the careful control of cadres specially selected by Democratic appointees.
3. A terrorist attack occurs somewhere in the United States (perhaps a dirty bomb, another airliner strike, a smuggled nuclear bomb, or an Iranian missile launched from a freighter in the North Atlantic).
4. Using the cover of a national emergency, the Democratic Party deploys multiple Corps of their uniformed volunteers to seize control of vast swaths of the rural United States, while the federalized National Guard and active duty elements of NORTHCOM are used to "pacify" the cities.

Now . . . is this just a bit of tinfoil hattery? I certainly hope so . . .